Standard Disclaimer

I decided I had better write a disclaimer for this blog to hopefully avoid future misunderstandings so here goes...

The views expressed here are not in any way, shape or form intended to be taken as an official opinion of Primal Aspects or anyone except Troy Young. This blog is often the dumping ground of Troy Young upon which he heaps news articles he finds interesting, other articles he deems worthwhile, or his own comments and points of view regarding current events, past events and perhaps events which might not have ever happened but could happen or maybe could never happen in a million years.

Troy hand picks these articles because he feels they are relevant to the community in general, especially in the Dallas / Fort Worth area or oftentimes to Troy more specifically. If you disagree with something said here please feel free to comment. If you agree with something you've read here please feel free to comment. If you're not sure how you feel about something here please feel free to comment. Otherwise, please feel free...

Pertaining to any articles authored by me in which I might play the role of "Devil's Advocate" I would like to submit the following addendum to this disclaimer.

The author's enjoyment of the part of "Devil's Advocate" does not imply any organizational, political, or religious affiliation with, or belief in, "The Devil," "Satan", "Old Scratch", et. al, or any similar entities from Christian or other mythology. The author has not received any fees, compensation, or benefits from "The Devil," nor is the author bound in any contractual obligations therewith.

Furthermore the following disclaimer may serve as an addendum to this disclaimer:

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