A Round Of Funnies

Our lager,
Which art in barrels,
Hallowed be thy drink.
Thy will be drunk, (I will be drunk),
At home as it is in the pub.
Give us this day our foamy head,
And forgive us our spillage's,
As we forgive those who spill against us.
And lead us not to incarceration,
But deliver us from hangovers.
For thine is the beer, The bitter, The lager.
BARMEN.


What's brown and sticky?

     A stick!

Wait...here's a better one...


What did the cat say after eating two robins lying in the sun?

     I just love baskin’ robins!


Five surgeons around a campfire........

        #1 The first says: "I like to see accountants on my operating table,
        because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered. "

        #2 The second responds: " Yeah, but you should try electricians. Everything
        inside of them is color coded. "

        #3 The third : " No, I really think librarians are the best, everything
        inside of them is in alphabetical order. "

        #4 The fourth chimes in: " You know, I like construction workers.... those
        guys always understand when you have a few parts left over. "

        #5 But, the fifth shut them all up when he observed: " You're all wrong.
        Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There's no guts, no heart, no
        testicles, no brains, and no spine, -- and the head and the butt are
        interchangeable.